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What's your favorite movie quote?
January 16, 2013 at 7:42 PM
I have a billion. Most recently I was watching Kingpin and cracked up at the end where the Amish are saying goodbye to Roy and Claudia. "Goodbye Roy, goodbye whore!"


  • ColtsFan1912
    January 16, 2013 at 8:34 PM

    "a man in a really nice camper wants to put our song on the radio"

  • NBean311
    January 16, 2013 at 8:34 PM

    You're 5'9"? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! 

  • wickedfiress
    January 16, 2013 at 8:34 PM

    Don't dream it. Be it.

  • Jessie3398
    January 16, 2013 at 8:34 PM
    Why's ernie the exterminator honkin at you
  • cbk_mom3
    January 16, 2013 at 8:34 PM

    "Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance." Evelyn Couch in "Fried Green Tomatoes."

  • NBean311
    January 16, 2013 at 8:36 PM

    “Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.”

  • BewitchedKisses
    January 16, 2013 at 8:37 PM

    "There's no crying in baseball!"

  • CuriousArentYa
    January 16, 2013 at 8:38 PM

    "My name is Andrew Shepherd and I am the President"

  • ColtsFan1912
    January 16, 2013 at 8:39 PM

    "it's revenge, & it's served best cold!"

    "but it can easily be reheated in the microwave of EVIL!"

    "well your warrenty is about to expire!"

    "Maybe I got an extended warrenty!"
    "warrenties are invalid if used beyond their intended purpose" 

    "girls, girls, You're both pretty, can I go home now?" 

  • Elly219
    by Elly219
    January 16, 2013 at 8:40 PM

     So it's not gonna be easy. It's going to be really hard; we're gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, everyday. You and me... everyday.

    I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough.

    Allie: Now, say you're a bird.
    : If you're a bird, I'm a bird.

    Allie: What happens if a car comes?
    Noah: We die.

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