by ColtsFan1912January 16 at 8:34 PM
"a man in a really nice camper wants to put our song on the radio"
by NBean311January 16 at 8:34 PM
You're 5'9"? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
by wickedfiressJanuary 16 at 8:34 PM
Don't dream it. Be it.
by Jessie3398January 16 at 8:34 PMWhy's ernie the exterminator honkin at you
by cbk_mom3January 16 at 8:34 PM
"Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance." Evelyn Couch in "Fried Green Tomatoes."
by NBean311January 16 at 8:36 PM
“Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.”
January 16 at 8:37 PM
"There's no crying in baseball!"
"it's revenge, & it's served best cold!"
"but it can easily be reheated in the microwave of EVIL!"
"well your warrenty is about to expire!"
"Maybe I got an extended warrenty!"
"warrenties are invalid if used beyond their intended purpose"
"girls, girls, You're both pretty, can I go home now?"
by Elly219January 16 at 8:40 PM
So it's not gonna be easy. It's going to be really hard; we're gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, everyday. You and me... everyday.
I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough.
Allie: Now, say you're a bird.
Noah: If you're a bird, I'm a bird.
Allie: What happens if a car comes?
Noah: We die.