Mom Confessions
I asked my husband what the heck a sparkly false eyelash was doing in the car and he said " it must have been stuck to someones shoe after the last skateing competition. I said " yeah right it was probably from a stripper you where seeing while you where out of town!" And he said " you're more likely to find a fake eye from a trona stripper" lmao!! Omg he had me laughing so hard i almost peed my pants!!
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Lmfao -
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Its not too often you find a false eyelash in your car!
Quoting Anonymous:
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Lmao! Those things wig me out... One got stuck to my shoe and toyed in the house... I saw it in the lobby and thought I had avoided that sucker, but I guess not lol. -
What's a trona stripper? -
Soooo he diverted the accusation with a witty joke and you laughed and forgot all about it?
Well played DH. Well played.. -
This receptionist at a salon I went to had the scariest fake eyelashes ever. They were super long clumped together purposely like spider lashes, or triangles idk with big rhinestones. Idk what her deal was, but it looked so odd.
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Yeah meanwhile, the chick who's missing her false eyelash is hoping he won't pass that STD on to you.
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Quoting MommeeTo4:
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Trona is the tiny town hubby stays in when hes working out of town. They have a hotel with a resturant a mexican food place and a taco bell thats it its a mining town
Quoting MommeeTo4:
What's a trona stripper?