I asked my husband what the heck a sparkly false eyelash was doing in the car and he said " it must have been stuck to someones shoe after the last skateing competition. I said " yeah right it was probably from a stripper you where seeing while you where out of town!" And he said " you're more likely to find a fake eye from a trona stripper" lmao!! Omg he had me laughing so hard i almost peed my pants!!
Soooo he diverted the accusation with a witty joke and you laughed and forgot all about it?
Well played DH. Well played..
by Anonymous 3
January 3, 2013 at 12:53 AM
This receptionist at a salon I went to had the scariest fake eyelashes ever. They were super long clumped together purposely like spider lashes, or triangles idk with big rhinestones. Idk what her deal was, but it looked so odd.