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audreesmama
Dh thinks he's soooo damn funny...
December 28, 2012 at 9:40 PM

So, I smacked DH on the chest today, and our conversation went a little like this:

DH: Ow, you're going to stop my heart.

Me: YAY! (smacks again) Life insurance, yay!

DH: Oh, I changed my beneficiary. I'm giving it all to charity.

Me: Hahaha, you're the least charitable person I've ever met.

DH: Oh...her name is Charity.

If you happen to see him on the side of the road, please wave. I'm sure he's lonely out in the snow. Ass. lol.

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  • Anonymous 1
    by Anonymous 1
    December 28, 2012 at 9:40 PM

    Lmfao.. Too cute.. You two sound like so much fun

  • audreesmama
    December 28, 2012 at 9:43 PM

    Not sure if sarcasm, or...lol.

    We have a lot of fun together. We love making each other laugh and we both have a messed up sense of humor, but we get each other :).

    Quoting Anonymous:

    Lmfao.. Too cute.. You two sound like so much fun


  • Anonymous 1
    by Anonymous 1
    December 28, 2012 at 9:44 PM

    Oh no. No sarcasm. I was being serious lol.  My DF and I are the same way and I think it's cool when you're able to say things like that without it blowing up into a huge fight..  :)

    Quoting audreesmama:

    Not sure if sarcasm, or...lol.

    We have a lot of fun together. We love making each other laugh and we both have a messed up sense of humor, but we get each other :).

    Quoting Anonymous:

    Lmfao.. Too cute.. You two sound like so much fun



  • Ashley_Carlson
    December 28, 2012 at 9:44 PM

    XD

  • audreesmama
    December 28, 2012 at 9:46 PM

    I know...I have friends that would freak if their husbands said something like that. The way I see it is, if he's desperate enough to cheat, he will get caught. My exdh cheated and that's his cross to bear. I'm better off without him! Dh knows he's a lucky SOB and I guess I am too :-).

    Quoting Anonymous:

    Oh no. No sarcasm. I was being serious lol.  My DF and I are the same way and I think it's cool when you're able to say things like that without it blowing up into a huge fight..  :)

  • SRUsarahSC
    December 28, 2012 at 9:46 PM

    soak his coat in some toilet water and throw it out there for him!

  • KMadsen
    by KMadsen
    December 28, 2012 at 9:46 PM

    Lol, that's funny.

  • DanaG70
    by DanaG70
    December 28, 2012 at 9:47 PM

     Love it!! Sounds like something my husband would do. =)

  • BEXi
    by BEXi
    December 28, 2012 at 9:47 PM

    hahahahh that was good

  • BlessednHappy
    December 28, 2012 at 9:47 PM
    Lol

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