Mom Confessions
So, I smacked DH on the chest today, and our conversation went a little like this:
DH: Ow, you're going to stop my heart.
Me: YAY! (smacks again) Life insurance, yay!
DH: Oh, I changed my beneficiary. I'm giving it all to charity.
Me: Hahaha, you're the least charitable person I've ever met.
DH: Oh...her name is Charity.
If you happen to see him on the side of the road, please wave. I'm sure he's lonely out in the snow. Ass. lol.
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Lmfao.. Too cute.. You two sound like so much fun
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Not sure if sarcasm, or...lol.
We have a lot of fun together. We love making each other laugh and we both have a messed up sense of humor, but we get each other :).
Quoting Anonymous:
Lmfao.. Too cute.. You two sound like so much fun
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Oh no. No sarcasm. I was being serious lol. My DF and I are the same way and I think it's cool when you're able to say things like that without it blowing up into a huge fight.. :)
Quoting audreesmama:
Not sure if sarcasm, or...lol.
We have a lot of fun together. We love making each other laugh and we both have a messed up sense of humor, but we get each other :).
Quoting Anonymous:
Lmfao.. Too cute.. You two sound like so much fun
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XD
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I know...I have friends that would freak if their husbands said something like that. The way I see it is, if he's desperate enough to cheat, he will get caught. My exdh cheated and that's his cross to bear. I'm better off without him! Dh knows he's a lucky SOB and I guess I am too :-).
Quoting Anonymous:
Oh no. No sarcasm. I was being serious lol. My DF and I are the same way and I think it's cool when you're able to say things like that without it blowing up into a huge fight.. :)
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soak his coat in some toilet water and throw it out there for him!
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Lol, that's funny.
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Love it!! Sounds like something my husband would do. =)
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hahahahh that was good
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Lol