You're wrapping presents. Singing along to the radio..enjoying the moment. You grab the scissors and cut the paper. You grab the tape and tape..you reach for the scissors again and where the fuck did they go? While you're looking for the scissors with a hand on your paper you realize your tapes gone. Son of a bitch just had them. Wtf? !?!
Never fails. I have to drop the paper to find the shit. Multiple times. Regardless of what I do to prevent from losing them.
Then once you find the tape and scissors your fucking pen disappears and you're just like: