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This is how you should look for your DH/SO. (Added pics)
by Anonymous
December 12, 2012 at 2:07 AM

Ladies, he is providing for you. The least you can do is keep sexy for him. I have to agree...Men stray because women let themselves go and gain weight, stop wearing makeup, wear slouch clothes, etc. I'm going to show you what I do to keep myself looking good for my hard working husband, and take my advice, unless you want traded in for a nicer model! 

1. Always make sure to wear makeup for him. No man likes coming home and seeing his wife with a plain, tired looking face with no color to it. Here's a pic of me so you can do it yourself!

2. Do not clean in those nasty sweat pants and  t-shirt! How can he appreciate all you do around he house if the first thing he sees when he gets home is your frumpy butt in potato sacks? Always clean in something like this, unless you want him getting "cleaned" elsewhere.

3. Don't use pregnancy, aging, and human imperfection as an excuse for your boobs not to look the best. Men do not like, natural, floppy boobs. If you can't afford to fix them, you can't afford to have kids, is my motto, and Go big or go home! (and find your man in bed with Busty McDouble D's).

4. Don't let your body go! You say your pregnancies caused those stretch marks and/or sagging skin? Please...We all know that's just from you letting yourself go and getting all fat and frumpy! Your stomach should look like this. No excuses! 

5. No thigh gap equals you're fat. Mmkay? Don't give me that excuse "Wah, that's just how my body is made. I just have bigger thighs!" No, whore...You're just fat. Keep that thigh gap, ladies! 


You're welcome.






Replies

  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous - Original Poster
    December 12, 2012 at 2:07 AM

    Bump!

  • AdellesMom
    December 12, 2012 at 2:08 AM
    Ridiculous post is ridiculous.

    I LMAO'D the whole time. This has to be satire.
  • EAzizM
    by EAzizM
    December 12, 2012 at 2:08 AM
    Where is my notebook and pen? I gotta write this shit down! Lol
  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    December 12, 2012 at 2:09 AM
    Looks like you have glowing chalk on your eyes. I do keep it cute or my s/o but not a face full of makeup soon as he gets in.
  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    December 12, 2012 at 2:09 AM

  • Danapopcorn
    December 12, 2012 at 2:09 AM

    Where can I get that maid outfit? It's pretty sexy.


    Wait DAMNIT I don't have a thigh gap, I couldn't pull that off.

  • BuggadosMom
    December 12, 2012 at 2:10 AM
    You are a fucking idiot. Plain and simple

    Btw, my dh LOVES my mom boobs ;) choke on that!
  • AJB163
    by AJB163
    December 12, 2012 at 2:10 AM
    Lol, I bet you're NOTHING like how you listed...
  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    December 12, 2012 at 2:10 AM
    I lol'd..... for real!
  • Sassy762
    December 12, 2012 at 2:10 AM

    RIGGHHHHTTTTTTT, lol

    Darlin you need make up tips yourself........just saying

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