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melschlegs
Mistaken Song Lyrics
December 12, 2012 at 2:07 AM

I'm sure we've all heard songs that were hard to understand... and I know most of us have sung alternative lyrics in their place.  Let's hear your favorite mistaken lyrics!

Mine is from "Blinded By the Light".

"BLIINDED by the light!  Shot up like a douche, another rubber for the night!"

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  • 1boy1girlmama
    December 12, 2012 at 2:08 AM

    My neighbor used to sing 'every rose has it toes'.. I was like ummm....


    My husband : "Give me the beach boys and free my soul, let's drift away"

     

  • arilyn4
    by arilyn4
    December 12, 2012 at 2:09 AM

    mine is "coming in the air tonight" ...is it "hold on" or "oh lord"? ;)

  • EAzizM
    by EAzizM
    December 12, 2012 at 2:10 AM
    Lmao. I love yours. I usually just slur instead of saying actual words. Lol
  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    December 12, 2012 at 2:10 AM
    The beach boys...lol!!! That's funny!

    Quoting 1boy1girlmama:

    My neighbor used to sing 'every rose has it toes'.. I was like ummm....


    My husband : "Give me the beach boys and free my soul, let's drift away"

     

  • melschlegs
    December 12, 2012 at 2:10 AM

    LOL!  I think it's "oh lord", but either way, it sounds kinda naughty.  (Apologies in advanced... this mommy is VERY tired, and my sense of humor is in the gutter right now.)

    Quoting arilyn4:

    mine is "coming in the air tonight" ...is it "hold on" or "oh lord"? ;)


  • melschlegs
    December 12, 2012 at 2:11 AM

    Hahaha!  I love it!

    Quoting 1boy1girlmama:

    My neighbor used to sing 'every rose has it toes'.. I was like ummm....


    My husband : "Give me the beach boys and free my soul, let's drift away"

     


  • Supervane
    December 12, 2012 at 2:11 AM
    I can never remember lyrics lol

    My must recent one was frosty the snowman... I sang it to my DD and I guess I sang he was a jolly old soul... O.o I shocked myself lol
  • arilyn4
    by arilyn4
    December 12, 2012 at 2:12 AM

    yes it does :) I like oh lord better

    Quoting melschlegs:

    LOL!  I think it's "oh lord", but either way, it sounds kinda naughty.  (Apologies in advanced... this mommy is VERY tired, and my sense of humor is in the gutter right now.)

    Quoting arilyn4:

    mine is "coming in the air tonight" ...is it "hold on" or "oh lord"? ;)



  • sorcha1945
    December 12, 2012 at 2:13 AM
    Theres a bathroom on the right instead of theres a bad moon on the rise.

    Dirty deeds and the dunder cheif instead of dirty deeds and their done dirt cheap

  • loveabi
    by loveabi
    December 12, 2012 at 2:13 AM
    When I was little I though Dancing on the boulevard was dancing on the porta potty...

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