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close the damn curtains!!!!!
by Anonymous
December 9, 2012 at 1:14 AM

omg, heres a little back story, this youngish guy(he's 21) moved here 3 months ago, in to the one bedroom above me at first. so i started talking to him being a friendly neighbor and took him dinner/breakfast sometimes because he worked late and couldnt always make himself something, well he moved across the walkway into the 3 bedroom on the bottom floor right across from my apartment,i found it odd at first but remembered he had a picture of a girl and a baby on his wall as soon as you open his door so im guessing they were moving here and thats why he moved to the 3 bedroom.

skip to the last 2 weeks, his gf/wife moves into his place with this adorable little boy and immediately she attacked the house and put up christmas stuff (lol it was cute, i could tell she was a new mom and just trying to get into the holiday spirit while chasing after a 16 month old) anyway so i see them putting up their christmas tree (its a tiny little thing and its fake but no matter) and their ds helped decorate it  put the topper on and everything, this whole time i thought they had curtains.....they couldnt buy curtains and the people who had tht apartment before them tore the blinds out and the landlord hasnt replaced them, so i went out and bought them something to put up just for the time being.

now skip to today here i am sitting on my porch drinking tea before i go to bed and i look across the walkway to see what they where doing because i was bored and have no one to really talk to.....as i look over i see them boning on the kitchen table!!!!! they were side ways so i didnt see his ass or anything but my god she just gets here and they are already going at it....and apparently forgot i gave them curtains a few days ago LOL 

love this couple to death, they are sweet and stuff like that but i dont want to see that lol

Replies

  • cassi_d_m
    December 9, 2012 at 1:17 AM
    Lol that funny
  • Mychele
    by Mychele
    December 9, 2012 at 1:17 AM
    Grab a camera !!! Stat !
  • Fields456
    December 9, 2012 at 1:18 AM
    Stop being the creepy neighbor lol
  • Pandora-Sparrow
    December 9, 2012 at 1:19 AM

    LOL you have to tell them you saw!

  • Anonymous 2
    by Anonymous 2
    December 9, 2012 at 1:20 AM

    If you hadn't told the back story, I would have sworn that you live behind me.  My husband and I had some seriously good sex in our den last night.  Afterward, I realized that the room was perfectly illuminated for us to put on a great show for the neighbors on the street behind us.

  • Anonymous 1
    by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster
    December 9, 2012 at 1:20 AM


    Quoting Fields456:

    Stop being the creepy neighbor lol

    lol im not being creepy i always sit on my porch and drink my tea

  • Vixcalamity
    December 9, 2012 at 1:20 AM

    OMG! LOL  I would be jumping up and down cheering them on.  Might even go take mine on the kitchen table.  This story is fun. =D

  • Anonymous 1
    by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster
    December 9, 2012 at 1:21 AM


    Quoting Anonymous:

    If you hadn't told the back story, I would have sworn that you live behind me.  My husband and I had some seriously good sex in our den last night.  Afterward, I realized that the room was perfectly illuminated for us to put on a great show for the neighbors on the street behind us.

    lol well good thing i said the back story then HAHA

  • Fields456
    December 9, 2012 at 1:21 AM
    Ooo if you were eating dinner it would be like dinner and a movie lol


    Quoting Anonymous:


    Quoting Fields456:

    Stop being the creepy neighbor lol

    lol im not being creepy i always sit on my porch and drink my tea


  • Anonymous 3
    by Anonymous 3
    December 9, 2012 at 1:21 AM

    maybe you shouldn't be looking in someone elses window

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