Mom Confessions
A neutron walks into a bar and says, "How much for a drink?".
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
Share some jokes :)
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What does a gingerbread man put on his bed? Cookie sheets!
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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a round room and tell her to find a corner. Lol -
This is a good idea, maybe we can stop attcking each other and share a laugh. OK let me think of a good joke...I don't have, sorry lol
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How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Oh my god I deleted my last reply because I totally replied to the wrong post hahaha!!!! Hope no one saw it! -
What did one car say to the other? I'm gassy! -
I didn't :)
And that's all that really matters. Lol.
Quoting Mamasgirl524:
Oh my god I deleted my last reply because I totally replied to the wrong post hahaha!!!! Hope no one saw it! -
When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work at zero gravity.
To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that wrote at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C. The Russians used a pencil.
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Saw it coming from a mile away, and I still laughed.
Quoting youknowimloved:
When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work at zero gravity.
To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that wrote at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C. The Russians used a pencil.
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Lmao! Love USA
Quoting youknowimloved:
When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work at zero gravity.
To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that wrote at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C. The Russians used a pencil.