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Lady_In_Ink
Okay, ladies. Retract your claws for a moment...
December 8, 2012 at 2:14 PM
And share your favorite joke. I am partial to jokes of the stupid or nerdy variety. My favorite at the moment is one I heard on "The Big Bang Theory".


A neutron walks into a bar and says, "How much for a drink?".

The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"


Share some jokes :)

Replies

  • brittany208
    December 8, 2012 at 2:15 PM

    What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?     Cookie sheets!

  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    December 8, 2012 at 2:16 PM
    How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a round room and tell her to find a corner. Lol
  • Queen_Sheila
    December 8, 2012 at 2:16 PM

    This is a good idea, maybe we can stop attcking each other and share a laugh. OK let me think of a good joke...I don't have, sorry lol

  • Ashley_Carlson
    December 8, 2012 at 2:17 PM

    How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Depends on what you want to change it into.

  • Mamasgirl524
    December 8, 2012 at 2:18 PM
    Oh my god I deleted my last reply because I totally replied to the wrong post hahaha!!!! Hope no one saw it!
  • PiNkIsPuNk
    December 8, 2012 at 2:18 PM
    What did one car say to the other? I'm gassy!
  • Lady_In_Ink
    December 8, 2012 at 2:19 PM
    I didn't :)
    And that's all that really matters. Lol.


    Quoting Mamasgirl524:

    Oh my god I deleted my last reply because I totally replied to the wrong post hahaha!!!! Hope no one saw it!
  • youknowimloved
    December 8, 2012 at 2:19 PM

    When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work at zero gravity.

    To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that wrote at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C. The Russians used a pencil.


  • Lady_In_Ink
    December 8, 2012 at 2:25 PM
    Saw it coming from a mile away, and I still laughed.

    Quoting youknowimloved:

    When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work at zero gravity.

    To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that wrote at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C. The Russians used a pencil.


  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    December 8, 2012 at 2:36 PM
    Lmao! Love USA

    Quoting youknowimloved:

    When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work at zero gravity.

    To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that wrote at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C. The Russians used a pencil.


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