Mom Confessions
The next time you attempt to wake me up at 5am.-ish in the morning, it better involve death of some kind... or else I WILL KILL YOU!
Sincerely,
Your-not-yet-caffeinated-wife.
WHo else here is just impossibly helpless and cranky without their morning coffee?
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Between 12am-5am I don't function well. I'm not a big coffee drinker, but I would need more than coffee to get me through during those times.
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I can not function until I have coffee. First thing every morning I go straight to the dishwasher to unload and get my coffee on.
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What did he want?
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Just to tell me something. lol Nothing that couldn't have waited.
Quoting Kool_Aide:
What did he want?
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Oh okay. I thought that was a genreal comment regarding the waking up. Sorry. :)
Quoting Anonymous:
I wasn't talking about you :p
Quoting LyTe684:
LOL You assume we don't. I get up just fine and get my kids dropped off and get to work on time.
Quoting Anonymous:
Man...you ladies crack me up. Try having a real job where you have to use an alarm clock to get up and be accountable to someone other than yourself! Can't believe you make hubby wake you up like one of his kids.
Quoting SnapIt:
Love my sleep but have to get up
I dont mind being woken up by a warm body kissing me
Lol
But dont freakin shake me in a hurry!
Get up
Get up
Are you up?
Hate that
Coffee for the smell of it, is a must in the morning once the kids are out and no one around and its nice and quiet
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LMFAO @ your siggy!
Quoting angy129:
I'm just not a morning person, period.
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Congrats! :)
Quoting Emilytrademark:
I am drinking decaf right now :-/ it was hard to give up my caffeine. -
Quoting colbys_mom:
I dont drink coffee but today im so pissed and cranky god help anyone who comes across me. Hahaha -
Did we marry the same man? LMAO!
Quoting Tal0n:
Not coffee, perse, but my energy drink and time. He thinks STILL that just because he talks and I appear to be awake means I AM. We've been together 19 years and he still hasn't figured out I talk in my fuckin' sleep???!!! And this after being told by not just me, but my siblings, parents, friends...
And of course, HE has a perfect memory. Except he's not the one who can quote conversations verbatim from 20 yrs ago. Men, specifically husbands, can at times be one of the stupidest species on the planet. I love him, but at times, they ALL need to be bricked upside the head.
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Quoting KylesMonkey:
I don't know how cranky I am... but motivation is difficult. I just HATE walking downstairs to the kitchen to make it. I tried explaining to my husband, darling that he is, that it's God's command for the husband to make the coffee. There was a whole book in the Bible (New Testament) that is dedicated to it. He-Brews! LOL That' didn't work so well... :/ lolz