Mom Confessions
The next time you attempt to wake me up at 5am.-ish in the morning, it better involve death of some kind... or else I WILL KILL YOU!
Sincerely,
Your-not-yet-caffeinated-wife.
WHo else here is just impossibly helpless and cranky without their morning coffee?
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Not coffee, perse, but my energy drink and time. He thinks STILL that just because he talks and I appear to be awake means I AM. We've been together 19 years and he still hasn't figured out I talk in my fuckin' sleep???!!! And this after being told by not just me, but my siblings, parents, friends...
And of course, HE has a perfect memory. Except he's not the one who can quote conversations verbatim from 20 yrs ago. Men, specifically husbands, can at times be one of the stupidest species on the planet. I love him, but at times, they ALL need to be bricked upside the head.
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I don't know how cranky I am... but motivation is difficult. I just HATE walking downstairs to the kitchen to make it. I tried explaining to my husband, darling that he is, that it's God's command for the husband to make the coffee. There was a whole book in the Bible (New Testament) that is dedicated to it. He-Brews! LOL That' didn't work so well... :/ lolz