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ErikaRobin
BLACK and BLUE FRIDAY.
November 23, 2012 at 9:33 AM


Twas the dawn of Black Friday, and in front of the store,
The people had camped out all night by the door,
Their bottoms were nestled in frozen lawn chairs,
As they peered through the glass, plotting what would be theirs.
The veteran shoppers were dressed for the weather
Eyeing new blood, as they huddled together,
When toward the glass doors an employee came near,
With a key in his hand and his face filled with fear
They watched him approach, with their eyes opened wide
He unlocked the door and then leaped to the side.
Like antelope, torn from their watering hole fun,
When the lion creeps nearer, break into full run,
So into the store the patrons did dash,
With lists miles long and buttloads of cash.
More rapid than eagles, they grabbed at Wii Games
They pushed, kicked and called one another foul names.
The Black Friday shoppers went straight to their works,
They prided themselves on behaving like jerks.
They said, "Puck your mother!" (or words of that sort)
As shopping became a full-contact sport!
Black Friday peeps, know this as you roam-
You're fighting without me, I'm staying at home!




If you liked this, share it with your friends.  If you hated it, share it with your enemies.  ;)




Replies

  • RissyLee
    November 23, 2012 at 9:34 AM
    Awesome
  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    November 23, 2012 at 9:36 AM
    Love it!
  • ErikaRobin
    November 23, 2012 at 9:54 AM

    Thank you!

  • epoh
    by epoh
    November 23, 2012 at 9:55 AM
    TL,DR. But your post title sounds like a threat. Are you threatening me?
  • ErikaRobin
    November 23, 2012 at 9:56 AM


    Quoting epoh:

    TL,DR. But your post title sounds like a threat. Are you threatening me?

    Come over here and say that!   ;)

  • sara_3388
    November 23, 2012 at 9:57 AM
    Lol
  • epoh
    by epoh
    November 23, 2012 at 9:57 AM
    Just read, and shared on twitter. Well written, love!
  • epoh
    by epoh
    November 23, 2012 at 9:58 AM
    ^^^^^^

    I'll eat my words now.


    Quoting ErikaRobin:


    Quoting epoh:

    TL,DR. But your post title sounds like a threat. Are you threatening me?

    Come over here and say that!   ;)

  • ErikaRobin
    November 23, 2012 at 9:58 AM

    *giggle*  I still lurves you.

    Quoting epoh:

    ^^^^^^

    I'll eat my words now.


    Quoting ErikaRobin:


    Quoting epoh:

    TL,DR. But your post title sounds like a threat. Are you threatening me?

    Come over here and say that!   ;)


  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    November 23, 2012 at 9:59 AM

    That is cute.

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