Mom Confessions
Dear selfish kids,
I understand you think you are adults since you are 21 years old now. But you are NOT!! You both still live at fucking home. You have been working for months/years and haven't saved a god damn dime because you spend your money on sex toys and fast food instead of saving it for anything. You want to play adult but not actually be adults. Now I do admire the desire to move out (which is actually moving in with other family in a bigger house) but if you barely pay your bills now when you just have car insurance and cell phone bills then no way can you afford real bills.
So now while you are still acting like little kids, you need to respect your elders. J (my cousin) you need to respect our grandmother. She has cared for you most of your life. You have always lived either with her or in her backyard. She has asked/told you repeatedly not to take that girl up to your room. So STOP FUCKING DOING IT!!! You need to respect her rules while you live under her roof. I swear to god I will come up there and evict you if you don't stop worrying the shit out of her. She already thinks your girl is pregnant again since all you two do is fuck. And it is causing her worry she doesn't need. She calls me in tears and she has been needing to take her nerve pills (anti-anxiety pills) because of you. If our aunt knew this you would be out on your ass and have to move back with your mother (my aunt actually owns the property due to some issues my grandmother had with the retirement home when my late grandfather was in it).
So yes I know I pissed your off J when I came to tell you to knock it off at work. But you work in a grocery store and I never see you otherwise. You have no issue with me bringing you stuff to work or giving you advice while at work. So get the fuck over it. You had 10 minutes left to your shift, you were rinsing the floors (he works in a grocery store in the bakery) and no one else was around. I know I am only a few years older than you but I surpass you in maturity and worldly knowledge. So grow the fuck up!
Sincerely,
Your tired of it cousin who wants you to grow the fuck up for once
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Ill admit, I opened this post, seen how long it was and decided not to read it. -
Yeah I stopped reading it but I hope you feel better now
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You're actually gonna send that to him?
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I do, thank you, lol.
Quoting Anonymous:
Yeah I stopped reading it but I hope you feel better now -
No, he wouldn't listen anyways (even if I wrote it nicely). I just needed to vent.
Quoting Anonymous:
You're actually gonna send that to him? -
Oh I see. Sorry he's a douche bag. :-(
Quoting purpleducky:
No, he wouldn't listen anyways (even if I wrote it nicely). I just needed to vent.
Quoting Anonymous:
You're actually gonna send that to him? -
Why can't a 21 year old have sex with his gf? -
He can, just not in my grandmother's house.
Quoting Melanie420:
Why can't a 21 year old have sex with his gf? -
I don't agree with everything else he does but where would she like him to do it? In the car?
Quoting purpleducky:
He can, just not in my grandmother's house.
Quoting Melanie420:
Why can't a 21 year old have sex with his gf?