Mom Confessions
A plastic apple in the cooch! DD left her toy apple from her kitchen in my seat and I didn't realize it so I sat on it. OUCH!!! LOL. What weird thing has happened to you today?
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Ouch. -
I kissed a guy who is not my husband. -
Doh! -
Nothing it was a boring day. -
Really?
Quoting Anonymous:
I kissed a guy who is not my husband. -
I pinched the butt of a man who wasn't my husband lol.
He's in the military and he and one if his superiors look identical from behind (especially in uniform) and I was talking to DH in one spot, ran to the bathroom, came back and snuck a pinch...too bad that DH moved to the other side of the room to sit down and this guy took his spot. Now they tease each other about who the father of my baby is lol.
(I'm 34 weeks pregnant and baby is definitely DH's lol)
Quoting Anonymous:
I kissed a guy who is not my husband. -
LOL. No kidding!!!
Quoting Bmama1:
Ouch. -
Opps! LOL.
Quoting kellysparkles:
I pinched the butt of a man who wasn't my husband lol.
He's in the military and he and one if his superiors look identical from behind (especially in uniform) and I was talking to DH in one spot, ran to the bathroom, came back and snuck a pinch...too bad that DH moved to the other side of the room to sit down and this guy took his spot. Now they tease each other about who the father of my baby is lol.
(I'm 34 weeks pregnant and baby is definitely DH's lol)
Quoting Anonymous:
I kissed a guy who is not my husband. -
Did you kiss your son today? LOL.
Quoting Anonymous:
I kissed a guy who is not my husband. -
Hahaha that's hilarious.
Quoting kellysparkles:
I pinched the butt of a man who wasn't my husband lol.
He's in the military and he and one if his superiors look identical from behind (especially in uniform) and I was talking to DH in one spot, ran to the bathroom, came back and snuck a pinch...too bad that DH moved to the other side of the room to sit down and this guy took his spot. Now they tease each other about who the father of my baby is lol.
(I'm 34 weeks pregnant and baby is definitely DH's lol)
Quoting Anonymous:
I kissed a guy who is not my husband.