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TrouserMouse
Cafemom may have just ended my relationship
November 17, 2012 at 12:21 PM

 I was sitting here on Cafemom while my SO was in bed asleep behind me.  I had just got through showering and was only wearing a towel.  SO always puts his pillow on the computer chair for cushion because he says his tailbone hurts in this chair.  So, here I was sitting here with my naked, wet ass on his pillow Cafemom'ing away.

And...

I accidentally sharted on his pillow.

It was a totally unsassuming fart.  It tricked me. I let it out not realizing the damage it was about to do.  As soon as I felt the warmth and wetness, I about died.  I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

I hurried up and took the pillow, a $50 pillow mind you, to the trash leaving a trail of horrible stench behind me.  When I came back in the room, I got a fit of the giggles.  I could not believe I had just shit on my fiance's pillow....lmao.

He woke up and asked me what was so funny. I had to confess, "Baby, I just shit on your pillow."

He laughed and we took a shower together. That, folks, is true love.

Replies

  • Anonymous 24
    by Anonymous 24
    November 18, 2012 at 6:46 PM
    Be thankful it wasn't a hot fudge sundae.


    Quoting Ideal_Lady:

    Ewww I was eating fries.

  • sophiesister2
    November 18, 2012 at 6:47 PM
    Thats really gross..he sure knows how to pick em :p
  • .thatsme.
    November 18, 2012 at 6:47 PM
    Bahaha
  • Jess0915
    November 18, 2012 at 6:47 PM

    HAHAHAHAH*breathe*HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man, I can't stop laughing. . .this is definitely the BEST laugh of my day! I'm glad he took the news well, that's a real man!

  • Ebster
    by Ebster
    November 18, 2012 at 6:49 PM
    Lolol!! True love!
  • Mami2oneboy
    November 18, 2012 at 6:50 PM
    Lmao that's funny as hell.
  • storkneedsgps
    November 18, 2012 at 6:52 PM
    Not sure how that's cafemoms fault. Lol ummm thanks for sharing?
  • FoxFire363
    November 18, 2012 at 6:53 PM

    Shit happens. Glad he was able to laugh about it with you :)

  • ivy801
    by ivy801
    November 18, 2012 at 6:55 PM

    I just realize some of you our there are naked.

  • Anonymous 25
    by Anonymous 25
    November 18, 2012 at 7:50 PM

    I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!  LOL

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