Mom Confessions
I was sitting here on Cafemom while my SO was in bed asleep behind me. I had just got through showering and was only wearing a towel. SO always puts his pillow on the computer chair for cushion because he says his tailbone hurts in this chair. So, here I was sitting here with my naked, wet ass on his pillow Cafemom'ing away.
And...
I accidentally sharted on his pillow.
It was a totally unsassuming fart. It tricked me. I let it out not realizing the damage it was about to do. As soon as I felt the warmth and wetness, I about died. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
I hurried up and took the pillow, a $50 pillow mind you, to the trash leaving a trail of horrible stench behind me. When I came back in the room, I got a fit of the giggles. I could not believe I had just shit on my fiance's pillow....lmao.
He woke up and asked me what was so funny. I had to confess, "Baby, I just shit on your pillow."
He laughed and we took a shower together. That, folks, is true love.
Replies
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Be thankful it wasn't a hot fudge sundae.
Quoting Ideal_Lady:
Ewww I was eating fries.
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Thats really gross..he sure knows how to pick em :p -
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HAHAHAHAH*breathe*HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man, I can't stop laughing. . .this is definitely the BEST laugh of my day! I'm glad he took the news well, that's a real man!
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Lolol!! True love! -
Lmao that's funny as hell. -
Not sure how that's cafemoms fault. Lol ummm thanks for sharing? -
Shit happens. Glad he was able to laugh about it with you :)
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I just realize some of you our there are naked.
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I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! LOL