What are the dumbest things you have ever heard?

[kaykaymomi10]

All of these were said by the people in my graduating class!

1. Abe Lincoln was shot?!
2. I could watch toilet water for days.
3. I CAN'T DRAW A STRAIGHT CIRCLE!!
4. Te Amo Dos
5. Will they stay dead long?
6. Mexico's connected?!
7. That is why we don't play in concentration camps!!!
8. Pearl Harbor ISN'T in New York?!
9. Sometimes I pretend I'm drowning.
10. When is cinco de mayo?
11. Apparently everyone slept last night.
12. If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? (Valid question)
13. They killed Jesus and he was a likable guy.
14. I gotta see what's wrong with my tire it's leaking air.
I shit you not these were really said!!

[kzuehlk]

I used to grocery shop with my old next door neighbor every week. One day we walked by the jars of artichoke hearts and she says "who would want to eat the heart out of an artichoke? The poor little fishes!"

I never did explain it to her

[MissArtsyPants]

Quoting Bethsunshine:

I used to be a nurse, so I could probably write a book about the stupid things I heard. One incident that sticks out in my mind is the irate mother who dragged her underage daughter in to get tested for pregnancy and STDs because she had sex with a twenty something year old guy. Mom couldn't understand that there was no test to prove her daughter wasn't a virgin.

Well, maybe a rape kit if its timed right. Lol

[NBean311]

That oral sex would get you pregnant. A friend told me that his car broke down because it needed a new Fallopian tube. Another friend thought that the first letter in I-15 (or any interstate) represented the state, so in Utah it would be U-15, Montana M-15, etc...

The list is endless. 

[Anonymous]

Lol I got two about mcdonalds.
1st. I was picking my sister up from work. The only thing open was mcdonalds. Well I go through the drive thru, and she asked what time do they close? (there's a BIG sign saying 24hr)

2nd. One of my friends asked how much a dollar tea is. Lol

[Bethsunshine]

Quoting MissArtsyPants:

Quoting Bethsunshine:

I used to be a nurse, so I could probably write a book about the stupid things I heard. One incident that sticks out in my mind is the irate mother who dragged her underage daughter in to get tested for pregnancy and STDs because she had sex with a twenty something year old guy. Mom couldn't understand that there was no test to prove her daughter wasn't a virgin.

Well, maybe a rape kit if its timed right. Lol

This happened like 18 years ago, and I still remember it!! The girl was something like 13-14, pretty young.

[kaykaymomi10]

I can't with that last one I just can't

Quoting Anonymous:

Lol I got two about mcdonalds.

1st. I was picking my sister up from work. The only thing open was mcdonalds. Well I go through the drive thru, and she asked what time do they close? (there's a BIG sign saying 24hr)



2nd. One of my friends asked how much a dollar tea is. Lol

[Bethsunshine]

Quoting atyou:

*cue twilight zone music*



Think they use that in bizarro world?

Quoting Bethsunshine:

Quoting atyou:

The Rock is hot.









Maybe in bizzaro world.

Then I am in bizarro world because I think he is!

Maybe!!

[PinkButterfly66]

Yeah, the cat looks pissed that he's got an inflatable horn on his head!

Quoting crescentstar2:

[Aleta775]

Me, my dh, and my mom went into a grocery store to get some things for dinner. The floral section happened to be near the entrance. Right away, we saw this giant sign that said, "Beautiful Bowkays for Only $4". Really people? Bowkays?

[Anonymous]

One of dhs friends was arguing with him that 7 comes before 6. He had to count out loud. Lol