1. Abe Lincoln was shot?!
2. I could watch toilet water for days.
3. I CAN'T DRAW A STRAIGHT CIRCLE!!
4. Te Amo Dos
5. Will they stay dead long?
6. Mexico's connected?!
7. That is why we don't play in concentration camps!!!
8. Pearl Harbor ISN'T in New York?!
9. Sometimes I pretend I'm drowning.
10. When is cinco de mayo?
11. Apparently everyone slept last night.
12. If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? (Valid question)
13. They killed Jesus and he was a likable guy.
14. I gotta see what's wrong with my tire it's leaking air.
I shit you not these were really said!!
by fairyjesterNovember 16, 2012 at 7:04 PM
also had a young adult female ask my why her new puppy (which was about 9 weeks old) did not use the bathroom outside
oh i can give you a whole list of stupid questions we used to get asked by clients in my business that would knock you down . (i was a vet tech for over 20 years).
one of my favorites. How long would it take a dog to die if it was bitten by a non poisonous snake?
by BethsunshineNovember 16, 2012 at 7:05 PMI used to be a nurse, so I could probably write a book about the stupid things I heard. One incident that sticks out in my mind is the irate mother who dragged her underage daughter in to get tested for pregnancy and STDs because she had sex with a twenty something year old guy. Mom couldn't understand that there was no test to prove her daughter wasn't a virgin.
by atyouNovember 16, 2012 at 7:06 PMThe Rock is hot.
Maybe in bizzaro world.
by rfhsureNovember 16, 2012 at 7:08 PM
Said by a brilliant young girl named Cassidy my junior year of high school: "Cuba? Isn't that like, a box company?"
by atyouNovember 16, 2012 at 7:10 PM*cue twilight zone music*
Think they use that in bizarro world?
The Rock is hot.
Maybe in bizzaro world.
Then I am in bizarro world because I think he is!
by NinjabubbleNovember 16, 2012 at 7:11 PM"When does a deer turn into an elk?"
A tourist asked me this when I was working at Safeway.
"You have roads in Montana? I thought you rode horses through the forest to get to the next town!"
When I moved to Montana, I was telling my friend about it here and she seriously thought this.
November 16, 2012 at 7:12 PMIve heard the cinco de mayo one lol
by AnonymousNovember 16, 2012 at 7:13 PM
Breastfeeding is unnatural.
Silly, silly. Didnt you know that they recently uncovered bottles and formula in Africa dated at 10,000 bce? ;)