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What are the dumbest things you have ever heard?
November 16, 2012 at 6:10 PM
All of these were said by the people in my graduating class!

1. Abe Lincoln was shot?!
2. I could watch toilet water for days.
3. I CAN'T DRAW A STRAIGHT CIRCLE!!
4. Te Amo Dos
5. Will they stay dead long?
6. Mexico's connected?!
7. That is why we don't play in concentration camps!!!
8. Pearl Harbor ISN'T in New York?!
9. Sometimes I pretend I'm drowning.
10. When is cinco de mayo?
11. Apparently everyone slept last night.
12. If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? (Valid question)
13. They killed Jesus and he was a likable guy.
14. I gotta see what's wrong with my tire it's leaking air.
I shit you not these were really said!!

Replies

  • fairyjester
    November 16, 2012 at 7:04 PM

    yep.

    also had a young adult female ask my why her new puppy (which was about 9 weeks old)  did not use the bathroom outside

    Quoting kaykaymomi10:

    Lmao really?!


    Quoting fairyjester:

    oh  i can give you a whole list of stupid questions we used to get asked by clients in my business that would knock you down . (i was a vet tech for over 20 years).

    one of my favorites.  How long would it take a dog to die if it was bitten by a non poisonous snake?



  • Bethsunshine
    November 16, 2012 at 7:05 PM
    I used to be a nurse, so I could probably write a book about the stupid things I heard. One incident that sticks out in my mind is the irate mother who dragged her underage daughter in to get tested for pregnancy and STDs because she had sex with a twenty something year old guy. Mom couldn't understand that there was no test to prove her daughter wasn't a virgin.
  • atyou
    by atyou
    November 16, 2012 at 7:06 PM
    The Rock is hot.









    Maybe in bizzaro world.
  • rfhsure
    by rfhsure
    November 16, 2012 at 7:08 PM

     Said by a brilliant young girl named Cassidy my junior year of high school: "Cuba? Isn't that like, a box company?"

  • Bethsunshine
    November 16, 2012 at 7:09 PM
    Quoting atyou:

    The Rock is hot.




    Maybe in bizzaro world.

    Then I am in bizarro world because I think he is!
  • atyou
    by atyou
    November 16, 2012 at 7:10 PM
    *cue twilight zone music*



    Think they use that in bizarro world?

    Quoting Bethsunshine:

    Quoting atyou:

    The Rock is hot.









    Maybe in bizzaro world.

    Then I am in bizarro world because I think he is!
  • Ninjabubble
    November 16, 2012 at 7:11 PM
    "When does a deer turn into an elk?"
    A tourist asked me this when I was working at Safeway.
    "You have roads in Montana? I thought you rode horses through the forest to get to the next town!"
    When I moved to Montana, I was telling my friend about it here and she seriously thought this.
  • SharonHernandez
    November 16, 2012 at 7:12 PM
    Ive heard the cinco de mayo one lol
  • kaykaymomi10
    November 16, 2012 at 7:13 PM
    The funny thing is we took Spanish for 2 years 2 years and she still asked that


    Quoting SharonHernandez:

    Ive heard the cinco de mayo one lol

  • Anonymous 3
    by Anonymous 3
    November 16, 2012 at 7:13 PM
    Quoting morrigan914:

    Breastfeeding is unnatural.



    Silly, silly. Didnt you know that they recently uncovered bottles and formula in Africa dated at 10,000 bce? ;)

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