1. Abe Lincoln was shot?!
2. I could watch toilet water for days.
3. I CAN'T DRAW A STRAIGHT CIRCLE!!
4. Te Amo Dos
5. Will they stay dead long?
6. Mexico's connected?!
7. That is why we don't play in concentration camps!!!
8. Pearl Harbor ISN'T in New York?!
9. Sometimes I pretend I'm drowning.
10. When is cinco de mayo?
11. Apparently everyone slept last night.
12. If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? (Valid question)
13. They killed Jesus and he was a likable guy.
14. I gotta see what's wrong with my tire it's leaking air.
I shit you not these were really said!!
by AnonymousNovember 16, 2012 at 9:26 PM
No they control both! One day soon we will all be human skinned boots and purses!
Reptoids. They control the government, not weather.
My mil told me that the government controls the weather.
That's not true, everyone knows that the lizard people control the weather!
Ok yeah I dont think it is that bad but never mess with a cracked screen. I learned that in one of the many computer classes I have been taking.
No she meant leaking. Like liquid running down the screen and forming a pool under it.
The second one is actually true. The laptop LCD screens contain toxic chemicals.
if you car is over heating you should check the temp gauge. It could be leaking.
My laptop screen is cracked. I am afraid it will start leaking so I cant use it.
November 19, 2012 at 12:33 AM"Is that another part of Michigan across the river "My brother and I were in down town down by the river front looking across at Canada or "hey I'm Sweden in this conversation " my youngest brother and I were arguing about dinner and my middle brother said that lol
by AnonymousNovember 22, 2012 at 11:04 AM
Women staying with sex offenders.....
1. in high school we were reading of Mice and Men. we were on the last chapter talking about it in class and this girl goes " OMG he handicap , i thought he was just stupid" O_O we were on like the last ten pages
2. Who are the beatles, is that a band?
3. teacher and i were talking about the rolling stones , girl sitting next to me " thats a band, i thought it was just a magizine.
4. talking with my ex ( boyfriend at the time) He didn't know that all cows were female. he went on a rant about how that wasn't true . WOW can you tell why i dumped him haha
OMG lol number 4, most think that way, I dont know how many times Ive had to explain it, and then they google it to prove me wrong, but of course we are right.