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If someone broke into your house right now...
by Anonymous
November 13, 2012 at 2:01 PM

What would be the first thought that went through their obviously small brain??

For me, it would be "Oh shit, this crazy bitch has a gun. A big gun. And she really needs to vacuum. "

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  • Lady_In_Ink
    November 13, 2012 at 2:01 PM
    "Um, that's a big Pit Bull."
  • kattu
    by kattu
    November 13, 2012 at 2:02 PM
    "Get this dog off my face, that's a big gun, cute curtains"
  • missamanda86
    November 13, 2012 at 2:02 PM

    'Um I think I'll go somewhere else, thats alot of kids. And she needs to fold laundry' LMFAO

  • Hannahluvsdogs
    November 13, 2012 at 2:02 PM

    Probably "Oh shit, 2 big dogs are barking at me"

  • DevinAnnesmom
    November 13, 2012 at 2:02 PM
    "I don't want this crap!! I'm going somewhere else." Lol
  • SuperPickle
    November 13, 2012 at 2:02 PM

    My baseball bat.

  • sweetmissy_05
    November 13, 2012 at 2:02 PM

    Oh crap what a big dog he's going after me.....yes we have a 120 lb great pyrenees/lab who is someone was breaking in he'd kick some ass.

  • bleedhairspray
    November 13, 2012 at 2:03 PM

    'why is everyone in this house naked?'

  • proudmommy35
    November 13, 2012 at 2:03 PM

    "That is a big ass dog.....hey, are you making cookies?  It smells so good in here".

  • TinDoll
    by TinDoll
    November 13, 2012 at 2:03 PM

    LOL This. And that my dog is going to eat his face.

    Quoting Anonymous:

    What would be the first thought that went through their obviously small brain??

    For me, it would be "Oh shit, this crazy bitch has a gun. A big gun. And she really needs to vacuum. "


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