Mom Confessions
What would be the first thought that went through their obviously small brain??
For me, it would be "Oh shit, this crazy bitch has a gun. A big gun. And she really needs to vacuum. "
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"Um, that's a big Pit Bull." -
"Get this dog off my face, that's a big gun, cute curtains" -
'Um I think I'll go somewhere else, thats alot of kids. And she needs to fold laundry' LMFAO
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Probably "Oh shit, 2 big dogs are barking at me"
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"I don't want this crap!! I'm going somewhere else." Lol -
My baseball bat.
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Oh crap what a big dog he's going after me.....yes we have a 120 lb great pyrenees/lab who is someone was breaking in he'd kick some ass.
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'why is everyone in this house naked?'
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"That is a big ass dog.....hey, are you making cookies? It smells so good in here".
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LOL This. And that my dog is going to eat his face.
Quoting Anonymous:
What would be the first thought that went through their obviously small brain??
For me, it would be "Oh shit, this crazy bitch has a gun. A big gun. And she really needs to vacuum. "