I have the huggest hemmorroid. It really hurts when I sit, shit, or have anal. My boyfriend rubbed peanut butter on it, but it hasn't helped. I don't have health insurance so I can't go to a doctor. Is there anything else I can do?
Preparation h is and it. Hemmroid med and Ewww peanut butter gag!
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster
November 12, 2012 at 5:03 PM
Are you serious? If so... Umm.. No more anal, don't put PB on it. Get some emu oil (great for reducing swelling and inflammation). Drink plenty of water, no spicy food and use the butt doughnuts to avoid irritating it. Also WalGreens has some great OTC stuff that can work wonders for them.
Don't just poke it, pop it. Pop it real good. Also, to alleviate some of the internal swelling, try to pop it from inside your booty hole. Squeeze the fuck out of it. I can't describe what's inside of it. That's your own magic waiting to happen. Last time I did it though, i found car keys. And a missing puppy.
Are you serious?! Seriously!? Poke it? What's in there?
Take a needle. Sanitize it well! Grab a roll of paper towels. You're going to need them. Stand with your back to a full length mirror, bend far far over. Grab your needle and pop that pesky little fucker.