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Anonymous
for the anon that doesnt want us posting
by Anonymous
November 11, 2012 at 11:26 PM
This morning when I woke up in my castle the fairies picked out a beautiful golden dress. Then I jumped onto my flying Pegasus and flew away to the fairy club house. Now I'm sitting here playing cards with a rainbow and glitter shitting unicorn.








Is that better then real life things?


Replies

  • panther79
    November 11, 2012 at 11:28 PM

     does the glitter shit smell like roses OP?

  • livelaughlov26
    November 11, 2012 at 11:29 PM
    Sounds like an acid trip
  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous - Original Poster
    November 11, 2012 at 11:29 PM
    Sometimes. Other times it smells like cotton candy!

    Quoting panther79:

     does the glitter shit smell like roses OP?

  • MajorsMom8215
    November 11, 2012 at 11:29 PM

     hehehe.. glitter shitting unicorn...

  • 504bbymami
    November 11, 2012 at 11:29 PM
    Haha!
  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous - Original Poster
    November 11, 2012 at 11:29 PM
    No really! This is my life. I swear!

    Quoting livelaughlov26:

    Sounds like an acid trip
  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    November 11, 2012 at 11:29 PM

     that sounds great. thanks for sharing.

    from the anon you are talking about

  • AllofFive19
    November 11, 2012 at 11:29 PM

    This one time in band camp, I played a golden flute that sounded like Justin Bieber! It was AWESOME! And then, this other time in band camp, Justin Bieber actually sang a duet with me! It was AWESOME!

  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous - Original Poster
    November 11, 2012 at 11:30 PM
    There's no other kind!

    Quoting MajorsMom8215:

     hehehe.. glitter shitting unicorn...

  • cjsix
    by cjsix
    November 11, 2012 at 11:30 PM

     What you are doing with this post is cruel.

    There have been a few posts about infant loss tonight and my feeling is that she may have recently had a loss. If so then seeing these posts would be very difficult. If you have never had such a loss consider yourself very blessed,for it hurts,to the very depth of your soul...I know. Please delete this...

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