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Should I tell my husband my secret? ETA***
by Anonymous
October 14, 2012 at 3:09 PM

Everyone seems to think I have "stopped" eating, I have not. RIght now as I type this I am eating apple slices and fat free carmel (YUM) I have that horrible habit where my body *thinks* I am hungry when I am bored. That and I would spend a lot of time on pinterest and them make whatever delicious treat I found on there lol! Before I started this I would eat and snack pretty much all day so like someone mentioned I am replacing that bad habit with masturbating. I will come back and update in a few months to let you all know if it is still going well. Oh and for those asking why I don't just have sex, dh is deployed so we only see eachother via skype :) no sex going on over here until he is home :)

After having 2 kids and trying all the diets and plans and crap like WW, medicines, etc. I founded my own diet plan. I have not ever told anyone about it. BUT my husband recently told me I looked good and he could tell I was getting back to my normal weight. He asked me my secret, I just played off like it was nothing and didn't flat out "lie" but I also didn't tell the truth. What I do is during the day when I get bored or hungry instead of eating I masturbate. So I guess I am burning calories instead of gaining and that is why it works. I don't enjoy the dancing workouts or anything like that but I do enjoy this! I call it the "masterbate to lose weight" plan. I was about 155 before I started doing this, now I am 130 so it is freaking working! I have only been doing it for a month. My doctor was really concerned about my weight so he ran tests to make sure my hormones were okay/ I went in to get thetest results and he noticed I lost 10 pounds in less than 2 weeks. I did not tell him about the masturbate to lose weight though that would have been really awkward! I kind of feel guilty about not telling dh so I think I'm going to tell him, I think I feel guilty because he doesnt know I am masturbating at all, and I worry it may bother him that I do it, so on one hand I don't want to tell him for fear that he will want me to stop, but on the other hand I feel so bad about him not knowing. I only have 5-10 more pounds to lose before I am at a "healthy" weight. So should I tell him?

Should I tell him?
  • Only group members can vote in this poll.
  1. 60% - Yes
  2. 35% - No
  3. 5% - Other


  • Anonymous 2
    by Anonymous 2
    October 14, 2012 at 3:10 PM
  • The_Doodle
    October 14, 2012 at 3:11 PM

    I don't know if you should tell him or not but I have to say that "masturbate to lose weight" is certainly catchy.

  • frankiesma530
    October 14, 2012 at 3:11 PM

     LOL sounds like an awesome diet.  Tell him if you want, or don't. 

  • wilesmomma
    October 14, 2012 at 3:11 PM
    I never thought of that lol
  • shortcakes13
    October 14, 2012 at 3:11 PM
    The things I read on cafemom...
  • Anonymous 3
    by Anonymous 3
    October 14, 2012 at 3:11 PM
    You're not "masturbating to lose weight," you're just not eating.
  • Anonymous 1
    by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster
    October 14, 2012 at 3:12 PM

    And of course just after I post this I see 3 other posts have already been made today about losing weight so now nobody is going to think this is real. Ugh.

  • JadsW
    by JadsW
    October 14, 2012 at 3:12 PM


  • ramita
    by ramita
    October 14, 2012 at 3:13 PM
    I'd probably tell him, but with my dh he would just tell me i needed to wait til he was home so he could it depends on what kind of dh u have
  • Anonymous 4
    by Anonymous 4
    October 14, 2012 at 3:13 PM


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