fuck you man, i aint drunk
my daughter thinks I'm more fun when I drink!
(seriously, when did this memo go out? having a few drinks is fine. getting hammered is another story)
Lol the only moms in real life Ive ever heard say this are young moms trying to prove that they are the best moms ever. The ones that haven't realized yet that you can drink responsibly.
I'll become extremely parched!
Quoting Anonymous:I sip, gulp, consume or chug a beer. So as long as I don't " drink it " I'm Good......
chug chug chug!!!!
What the hell is up with all this sanctimommy shit?
I had a few beers last night. Call CPS!