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Martha called me...
by Anonymous
October 6, 2012 at 12:45 AM
Sorry i have been away.

I got a call from Martha. She was asking if I'd like to move in with her. I of course told her no thanks. She offered to have my son live there. I said no, he's my kid. She said she would pay a good amount. I kept saying no. Hello woman! No! She admitted she indeed was a witch.

She said she wanted to cleanse us of our evil ness. I told her we were not evil. She said we are because we hate people with black hair. I hung up on her.

I picked up my son from school. I called movers. We took a long while. But we moved. I changed his school. We changed our numbers. Clearly Martha is after us. She kept mentioning black hair. You guys might have been right to say she had black hair. I don't know.

Kevin gave my son a hug and kiss when we were leaving the school. We didnt mention we were never coming back. I didn't ask my son but I thought that was really odd. I do feel bad that Kevin and my son have lost a good friend. But it's Martha's fault.

My son is upset. He wants to live with Kevin or Martha. But I told him "I pushed you out of my vagina, I have every right to you. I own you. Look at these stretch marks you brat!" He asked if we could compromise and he could start drinking chocolate milk again. I said no of course. Would you like to dye your hair back too!? Not happening. I don't know why he's asking such stupid questions. I raised him smarter than that.

Well we like our new house. But my son doesn't have a bedroom. He sleeps on my floor. We have no milk or chocolate in the house. I did buy him Spider-Man underwear but he only wears the Cinderella ones. I will buy him more if he does well with home schooling. We don't leave the house much.

I hope Martha stays away. She is freaking me out.

Please pray we will stay safe from her wicked self.

Replies

  • Newmom8912
    June 30, 2013 at 7:49 PM
    Omfg stfu
  • Anonymous 1
    by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster
    June 30, 2013 at 10:37 PM
    Why are you so butt hurt? Do you see when this was actually posted?

    Quoting Anonymous:

    this is a sad and pathetic troll attempt.


    seriously, for your and everyone else's sakes: get a friggin' life and stop posting a thousand times with your troll nonsense.


  • Anonymous 78
    by Anonymous 78
    July 1, 2013 at 9:03 AM
    what is this phrase 'butt hurt'? What does it mean? You make absolutely no sense. Speak English, not defuquish. What did you spank me? No. Do you have a dick and somehow thought I might be a man and tried to rape me? No.

    You mean nothing to me. Your posts are what I said- a pathetic attempt at trolling, and attention seeking because your life is little, sad, and as empty and pathetic as your life. I thought you had kids, where do you find the time to answer all those posts. Wow, way to go- mom of the year you are.

    And if you're supposed to be working, well, way to go employee of the year. Quit and give tge job to someone who would appreciate it.

    Just like everyone else, I am allowed to have an opinion about you, and everything else. Your posts are stupid. They aren't funny. Sounding like you do, not even writing with enough imagination to make sensical nonsense simpky made my head hurt, and did the same to many others. I'm sorry for you, not offended by you.

    Quoting Anonymous:

    Why are you so butt hurt? Do you see when this was actually posted?



    Quoting Anonymous:

    this is a sad and pathetic troll attempt.


    seriously, for your and everyone else's sakes: get a friggin' life and stop posting a thousand times with your troll nonsense.


  • Anonymous 79
    by Anonymous 79
    August 26, 2013 at 1:19 AM

    bump

  • Anonymous 1
    by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster
    November 16, 2013 at 12:23 AM
    Bump
  • Anonymous 83
    by Anonymous 83
    November 16, 2013 at 12:24 AM
    Miss you Martha. Rip.

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