Mom Confessions
Martha called me...
by Anonymous
October 6, 2012 at 12:45 AM
Sorry i have been away.
I got a call from Martha. She was asking if I'd like to move in with her. I of course told her no thanks. She offered to have my son live there. I said no, he's my kid. She said she would pay a good amount. I kept saying no. Hello woman! No! She admitted she indeed was a witch.
She said she wanted to cleanse us of our evil ness. I told her we were not evil. She said we are because we hate people with black hair. I hung up on her.
I picked up my son from school. I called movers. We took a long while. But we moved. I changed his school. We changed our numbers. Clearly Martha is after us. She kept mentioning black hair. You guys might have been right to say she had black hair. I don't know.
Kevin gave my son a hug and kiss when we were leaving the school. We didnt mention we were never coming back. I didn't ask my son but I thought that was really odd. I do feel bad that Kevin and my son have lost a good friend. But it's Martha's fault.
My son is upset. He wants to live with Kevin or Martha. But I told him "I pushed you out of my vagina, I have every right to you. I own you. Look at these stretch marks you brat!" He asked if we could compromise and he could start drinking chocolate milk again. I said no of course. Would you like to dye your hair back too!? Not happening. I don't know why he's asking such stupid questions. I raised him smarter than that.
Well we like our new house. But my son doesn't have a bedroom. He sleeps on my floor. We have no milk or chocolate in the house. I did buy him Spider-Man underwear but he only wears the Cinderella ones. I will buy him more if he does well with home schooling. We don't leave the house much.
I hope Martha stays away. She is freaking me out.
Please pray we will stay safe from her wicked self.
I got a call from Martha. She was asking if I'd like to move in with her. I of course told her no thanks. She offered to have my son live there. I said no, he's my kid. She said she would pay a good amount. I kept saying no. Hello woman! No! She admitted she indeed was a witch.
She said she wanted to cleanse us of our evil ness. I told her we were not evil. She said we are because we hate people with black hair. I hung up on her.
I picked up my son from school. I called movers. We took a long while. But we moved. I changed his school. We changed our numbers. Clearly Martha is after us. She kept mentioning black hair. You guys might have been right to say she had black hair. I don't know.
Kevin gave my son a hug and kiss when we were leaving the school. We didnt mention we were never coming back. I didn't ask my son but I thought that was really odd. I do feel bad that Kevin and my son have lost a good friend. But it's Martha's fault.
My son is upset. He wants to live with Kevin or Martha. But I told him "I pushed you out of my vagina, I have every right to you. I own you. Look at these stretch marks you brat!" He asked if we could compromise and he could start drinking chocolate milk again. I said no of course. Would you like to dye your hair back too!? Not happening. I don't know why he's asking such stupid questions. I raised him smarter than that.
Well we like our new house. But my son doesn't have a bedroom. He sleeps on my floor. We have no milk or chocolate in the house. I did buy him Spider-Man underwear but he only wears the Cinderella ones. I will buy him more if he does well with home schooling. We don't leave the house much.
I hope Martha stays away. She is freaking me out.
Please pray we will stay safe from her wicked self.
Replies
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by AnonymousMay 5 at 11:12 AMBc you're a chocolate milk dealing witch, duh.
Quoting Anonymous:
I don't understand why you tried to hide from me... -
by AnonymousMay 5 at 11:12 AMWTF is this?
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by AnonymousMay 5 at 11:14 AMThis is dug back out. People are bored with Jenna -
by AnonymousMay 5 at 11:25 AMI'm MARTHA and I don't appreciate all of these lies being said about me. I didn't call you on the phone like you say. You can like any color hair that you want. Your day pass has been revoked and you need to return to the facility immediately!!! Your meds are waiting!

