Mom Confessions
My DH just had a "Lot Lizard" bang on the window of his truck trying to sell him porn. Business must be slow.
*Lot Lizards are prostitutes that troll truck stops. Think of the "Hooker Avenue" of your town and imagine the girls that even it would reject. Here in the valley, it's Van Buren. Most are complete crackheads with no teeth. I never worry.
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Gross
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I just had a my lil neighbor try and sell me cookie dough. to bad the other neighbor girl got me first! -
They're so gross. I want to disinfect them, pump then through of antibiotics, put them in a GED class and take em to church. Any church. -
Mmmm tell that neighbor to come to my house and I'll buy cookie dough!
Quoting crescentstar2:
I just had a my lil neighbor try and sell me cookie dough. to bad the other neighbor girl got me first! -
I am sorry. I snorted when I read this.
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DH used to have a no lot lizard sticker on his hard hat. Haha. -
We don't have a Hooker row or truck stop, no wonder my porn business was a bust. :( -
what's gross is they wouldn't be there if there weren't any takers
Quoting GirlWSemiAuto:
They're so gross. I want to disinfect them, pump then through of antibiotics, put them in a GED class and take em to church. Any church. -
it's the good stuff too! buy Sonera every year
Quoting PEEK05:
Mmmm tell that neighbor to come to my house and I'll buy cookie dough!
Quoting crescentstar2:
I just had a my lil neighbor try and sell me cookie dough. to bad the other neighbor girl got me first! -
Some don't need a GED, we have one here who was a former lawyer. Poor thing now only has two teeth & dirty hair.
Quoting GirlWSemiAuto:
They're so gross. I want to disinfect them, pump then through of antibiotics, put them in a GED class and take em to church. Any church.