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DuchessScrat
Door-to-door porn sales? WTH
October 3, 2012 at 9:10 PM

My DH just had a "Lot Lizard" bang on the window of his truck trying to sell him porn.  Business must be slow.


*Lot Lizards are prostitutes that troll truck stops.  Think of the "Hooker Avenue" of your town and imagine the girls that even it would reject.  Here in the valley, it's Van Buren.  Most are complete crackheads with no teeth.  I never worry.

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  • PEEK05
    by PEEK05
    October 3, 2012 at 9:10 PM

    Gross

  • crescentstar2
    October 3, 2012 at 9:11 PM
    I just had a my lil neighbor try and sell me cookie dough. to bad the other neighbor girl got me first!
  • GirlWSemiAuto
    October 3, 2012 at 9:11 PM
    They're so gross. I want to disinfect them, pump then through of antibiotics, put them in a GED class and take em to church. Any church.
  • PEEK05
    by PEEK05
    October 3, 2012 at 9:12 PM

    Mmmm tell that neighbor to come to my house and I'll buy cookie dough!

    Quoting crescentstar2:

    I just had a my lil neighbor try and sell me cookie dough. to bad the other neighbor girl got me first!


  • edelweiss23
    October 3, 2012 at 9:12 PM
    I am sorry. I snorted when I read this.
  • beerabitch69
    October 3, 2012 at 9:12 PM
    DH used to have a no lot lizard sticker on his hard hat. Haha.
  • Anonymous 1
    by Anonymous 1
    October 3, 2012 at 9:13 PM
    We don't have a Hooker row or truck stop, no wonder my porn business was a bust. :(
  • crescentstar2
    October 3, 2012 at 9:13 PM
    what's gross is they wouldn't be there if there weren't any takers

    Quoting GirlWSemiAuto:

    They're so gross. I want to disinfect them, pump then through of antibiotics, put them in a GED class and take em to church. Any church.
  • crescentstar2
    October 3, 2012 at 9:14 PM
    it's the good stuff too! buy Sonera every year

    Quoting PEEK05:

    Mmmm tell that neighbor to come to my house and I'll buy cookie dough!

    Quoting crescentstar2:

    I just had a my lil neighbor try and sell me cookie dough. to bad the other neighbor girl got me first!


  • Anonymous 1
    by Anonymous 1
    October 3, 2012 at 9:14 PM
    Some don't need a GED, we have one here who was a former lawyer. Poor thing now only has two teeth & dirty hair.


    Quoting GirlWSemiAuto:

    They're so gross. I want to disinfect them, pump then through of antibiotics, put them in a GED class and take em to church. Any church.

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