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the things you thought you would never say before kids ETA
by Anonymous
September 16, 2012 at 9:06 PM
Ds- mom there is poop coming out of my butthole O.o
Me- thats what happens.. Lol
No you may not pinch my boob
Tampons are not toys!
Please dont try to ride the dog
No mommy dont have a.weiner and no you can not see what I have
Dont pull your brothers penis
The cat dont like toliet baths
The dog does not like to share food so STAY THE HELL OUT OF IT!!

Add your own :)

ETA- No we can not spray paint the cat lime green
The toliet is not optional you must pee IN it not on it.
We do not push grandma bc she is walking slow
Just bc you are breastfed doesnt mean the lady behind the counter needs to see my nipple when you are trying to pull my boob out if my shirt(dd 1yrs old)
Mamas make up is for me and not for you/your dolls/your toys/bed/walls
No you may not lock your sister outside


  • lil_momma0911
    September 16, 2012 at 9:08 PM
    Put the cat down!
  • mariesmama
    September 16, 2012 at 9:19 PM

    leave your dresser alone! she likes to empty it

  • MrsNewman
    September 16, 2012 at 9:20 PM

    The trash can is not a treasure chest. 

  • funny_girl3
    September 16, 2012 at 9:21 PM

    Take your face away from your sister's feet.

  • Anonymous 1
    by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster
    September 16, 2012 at 9:21 PM
    My kids consider the cat a toy. Lol

    Quoting lil_momma0911:

    Put the cat down!

    by CBMMOM
    September 16, 2012 at 9:22 PM

    Never use my pads for a wall border around your room again.

    September 16, 2012 at 9:22 PM
    Don't put your finger in my nose! Lol
  • Anonymous 2
    by Anonymous 2
    September 16, 2012 at 9:24 PM

    Yes son girls can fart.

  • Anonymous 3
    by Anonymous 3
    September 16, 2012 at 9:24 PM
    The toilet is not a toddler sized water park!
  • wilesmomma
    September 16, 2012 at 9:24 PM
    There is nothing wrong with anyone's vaginas!

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