the things you thought you would never say before kids ETA

[Anonymous]

Ds- mom there is poop coming out of my butthole O.o
Me- thats what happens.. Lol
No you may not pinch my boob
Tampons are not toys!
Please dont try to ride the dog
No mommy dont have a.weiner and no you can not see what I have
Dont pull your brothers penis
The cat dont like toliet baths
The dog does not like to share food so STAY THE HELL OUT OF IT!!


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ETA- No we can not spray paint the cat lime green
The toliet is not optional you must pee IN it not on it.
We do not push grandma bc she is walking slow
Just bc you are breastfed doesnt mean the lady behind the counter needs to see my nipple when you are trying to pull my boob out if my shirt(dd 1yrs old)
Mamas make up is for me and not for you/your dolls/your toys/bed/walls
No you may not lock your sister outside

[lil_momma0911]

Put the cat down!

[mariesmama]

leave your dresser alone! she likes to empty it

[MrsNewman]

The trash can is not a treasure chest. 

[funny_girl3]

Take your face away from your sister's feet.

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

My kids consider the cat a toy. Lol

Quoting lil_momma0911:

Put the cat down!

[CBMMOM]

Never use my pads for a wall border around your room again.

[MOMMY2ACR]

Don't put your finger in my nose! Lol

[Anonymous]

Yes son girls can fart.

[Anonymous]

The toilet is not a toddler sized water park!

[wilesmomma]

There is nothing wrong with anyone's vaginas!