Mom Confessions
I think santa is a pedophile. He watches little kids all year round. He watches when they are sleeping, eat, showering, and etc. He is an unknown fat old man who comes and brings gifts to all the good boys and girls. And coal to the naughty ones.
It all screams pedophile to me. What other reason would someone want children come and sit on their lap all day long.
edit: Since some people seem to think i'm being serious in this post... please back out.... everyone on this site says someone is a pedophile. I seen one mom say that someone's DH is a pedophile because their family walks around in the nude and their 3 year old daughter seen her fathers penis. I was posting this so people can see anyone from anywhere can see someone or something as a pedophile.
just because YOU don't think someone is a pedophile does not mean everyone else agree's..
now back to my fun...
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and we let ower kids sit on his lap .. and send him letters ..sham on us...
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This made me spit tea out my nose! Thank you for the laugh. Maybe that's why all my kids are scared of Santa when we take them to see him! Lol. Must be it completely! -
Quoting KRIZZ25:
and we let ower kids sit on his lap .. and send him letters ..sham on us...
and then he comes into the house and eats your food, drinks your milk, gives your kids presents then leave....
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YAY it worked
and that is what i was thinking... all the screaming kids in the mall give me a headache.
Quoting hailey3:
This made me spit tea out my nose! Thank you for the laugh. Maybe that's why all my kids are scared of Santa when we take them to see him! Lol. Must be it completely! -
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Yeah me too. I don't like screaming kids lol sometimes I wonder if I like kids at all ;-) my kids r different though lol I love them.
Quoting Anonymous:
YAY it worked
and that is what i was thinking... all the screaming kids in the mall give me a headache.
Quoting hailey3:
This made me spit tea out my nose! Thank you for the laugh. Maybe that's why all my kids are scared of Santa when we take them to see him! Lol. Must be it completely!