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You Find Out Interesting Things When You Have Sons .....Like
February 6, 2013 at 11:33 PM

You find out interesting things when you have sons, like 

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan hit a baseball a
long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words uh oh, it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

11.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
 
12.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

13.) Super glue is forever.

14.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

15.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
 
16.) VCR's do not eject PB & J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

17.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

18.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

19.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

20.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

21.)  The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
 
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.


Replies

  • pasteeater
    February 6, 2013 at 11:41 PM
    Even with three boys I've never learned any of this. Thank god!
  • shadow_lark
    February 7, 2013 at 12:29 AM
    Aww, damn...I was about to go mix Clorox and brake fluid. :(
    Does that make me manly?
  • haunted.mommy
    February 7, 2013 at 12:32 AM
    Lol
  • JJJMommyKris
    February 7, 2013 at 12:44 AM
    You make me nervous!
  • splatz
    by splatz
    February 7, 2013 at 1:55 AM
    LOL! Makes me even more thankful for my cautious unadventurous boy
  • happy41ce
    February 7, 2013 at 4:08 AM
    Bhahaha
  • goddess99
    February 7, 2013 at 9:07 AM

    Interesting and very funny. Sounds like a little more supervision is needed.

  • jbirdsladie27
    February 7, 2013 at 9:10 AM
    Yea 2 sons & never any of that shit!!!
  • unspecified42
    February 7, 2013 at 9:14 AM
    I learned to never investigate when your son says he "made the caterpillar puke." And that a rocket engine tied to a soapbox derby car will catch it on fire...but only for a little bit. And that laptops don't drink coffee.
  • Brandyaz2002
    February 7, 2013 at 9:20 AM

    I really don't know about all this I raised two girls but I have heard stories!!!surprised

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