You find out interesting things when you have sons, like
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan hit a baseball a
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words uh oh, it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
11.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
12.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
13.) Super glue is forever.
14.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
15.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
16.) VCR's do not eject PB & J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
17.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
18.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
19.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
20.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
by KZuzFebruary 7 at 9:21 AMI've got 4 boys and I guess I learned something new here because I never learned them from my boys.
February 7 at 9:26 AMHaha I put a pb&j sandwich in a VCR as a kid once. ya it doesn't eject it lol!
February 7 at 9:28 AMNot even if you try to wash it down with sunny D!
Haha I put a pb&j sandwich in a VCR as a kid once. ya it doesn't eject it lol!
It sounds like there are some VERY inventive boys. Normal boy behavior, not typical - but normal. I have four, and they would think up things like this. Fortunately for me, they would ask me "what would happen if . . ." before they tried most things. It is sons like these that inspire stories like "Dennis the Menace" and "The Ransom of Red Chief." With their curious minds so focused on "how does this work" and "what happens when . . .", you have budding engineers or inventors on your hands, i.e. Thomas Edison. I would get them into science programs where they could channel their energies in a more positive and productive way (and childproof the house a little more securely). In the meantime, for all of the embarrassment they cause now, think of the stories you can tell when they are teenagers and they won't want their childhood antics known.
by SlapItHighFebruary 7 at 10:09 AM
by annasmom1234February 7 at 1:24 PM
Love it! I'll have to think of a list for girls!
by DixieFlowerFebruary 7 at 9:43 PM