I LEARNED TO MIND MY OWN BUSINESS!!!! - I was walking past a mental
hospital and all the patients were yelling 13..13...13..13...13..The fence was too high to see over so I put my eye to a hole in the fence to see what was going on. I was promptly poked in the eye with a stick and they all started yelling 14..14...14...14...14...14..
A lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said "I would like to buy some cyanide." the pharmacist asked, "why?", the lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband.", the pharmacist said, "thats against the law!, absolutely not!." The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed w/ the pharmacists wife. the pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "you didnt tell me you had a prescription."