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Perfect Bikini?
July 28, 2011 at 8:19 AM


Is This the Perfect Bikini?

Posted by Lindsay Ferrier
on July 27, 2011 at 1:00 PM

Perfect Tan BikiniHere's something totally new in the swimsuit world.

The Perfect Tan Bikini doesn't need straps to stay up. Want to know why?

The bikini cups stay on not with straps, but instead with waterproof adhesive that's activated by the heat of your body.

Perfect Tan Bikini

This means that you can remove your bikini straps for a better tan without getting arrested for indecent exposure.


Sounds pretty awesome right? And potentially even worth the $95 it takes to buy a Perfect Tan Bikini.

But wait! Let's read the instructions on how to make it work:

  1. Clean and dry the areas where the adhesive strips will touch your skin.
  2. Pull off the protective paper strips that are over the adhesive, but save them for reactivating the adhesive the next time you wear your top*
  3. Place the cup over your breast, pressing from the outside first, moving to the center of your torso.

Use a blow dryer to increase adhesive.
*To reactivate adhesive: reposition protective strips over adhesive, press on with hot iron.
This will allow adhesive to last through several reapplications.
Remember to save the paper strips.

Okay, now I'm seeing some problems.

First of all, who has time to reactivate the adhesive with a hot iron every time she wants to wear a bikini?

Second of all, the adhesive only lasts through "several" reapplications? How many is several? Three? Five?

Ninety-five dollars for a bikini that you can only wear six times?

No thanks!

I can see one great use for a Perfect Tan Bikini: beauty pageants.

Otherwise, I think I'll stick with my tried-and-true straps, thank you very much.

What do you think of this new style of bikini?


  • steelcrazy
    July 28, 2011 at 8:41 AM

     It is a little too expensive to be so disposable.  Also only the smaller cup sizes (maybe up to a D, but most likely up to a C) could wear it, so I wouldn't be wearing it.

  • lenoxclan
    July 28, 2011 at 8:54 AM
    looks tacky and sounds dumb...
  • CoolMommyofboys
    July 28, 2011 at 10:20 AM

    although I would never ever wear a bikini even if I did have the body for it...I would be scared they would fall off- even the "water proof" bandaids come off in water sometimes

  • Peanutx3
    July 28, 2011 at 11:27 AM

    Not for me.

  • betsystipo
    July 28, 2011 at 7:56 PM

     I think thats awful!  Just wear a reg bathing suit and don't worry about it - everyone gets tan lines - even in shorts and a tshirt!

  • xxLukesMamaxx
    July 28, 2011 at 8:02 PM
    I totally agree

    Quoting lenoxclan:

    looks tacky and sounds dumb...
  • TruthSeeker.
    July 28, 2011 at 9:13 PM

     I would worry about the adhesive not working.

  • VintageWife
    July 28, 2011 at 9:40 PM

    Ridiculous! I don't wear them anyway.

  • LCG83
    by LCG83
    July 28, 2011 at 9:58 PM
    That's hillarious. So does that mean if she gets a chill it will just pop right off? Bwhahaha.
  • Liansmommie
    July 28, 2011 at 11:17 PM

    Pair the top with these bottoms and now it's perfect! eye rolling

    C-string makes your average thong look like grannypants (NSFW)

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