Liansmommie
The Mom Dictionary
July 21, 2011 at 11:25 PM

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  • Liansmommie
    July 21, 2011 at 11:25 PM

    AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a one-year-old to eat strained beets.

  • Liansmommie
    July 21, 2011 at 11:26 PM

    ALIEN: What Mom would suspect had invaded her house if she spotted a child-sized creature cleaning up after itself.

  • Liansmommie
    July 21, 2011 at 11:26 PM

    APPLE: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes.

  • Liansmommie
    July 21, 2011 at 11:26 PM

    BABY: 1) Dad, when he gets a cold. 2) Mom’s youngest child, even if he’s 42.

  • Liansmommie
    July 21, 2011 at 11:26 PM

    BATHROOM: a room used by the entire family, believed by all (except Mom) to be self-cleaning.

  • Liansmommie
    July 21, 2011 at 11:26 PM

    “BECAUSE”: Mom’s reason for having kids do things which can’t be explained logically.

  • Liansmommie
    July 21, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    BED AND BREAKFAST: Two things the kids will never make for themselves.

  • Liansmommie
    July 21, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    CARPET: Expensive floor covering used to catch spills and clean mud off shoes.

  • earthangel1967
    July 21, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    soooo cute

  • Liansmommie
    July 21, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    CAR POOL: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest, with the biggest bunch of kids, who have had the most sugar