Liansmommie
The Mom Dictionary
July 21, 2011 at 11:25 PM

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  • Liansmommie
    July 21, 2011 at 11:38 PM

    TOWELS: See “FLOOR COVERINGS”

  • Liansmommie
    July 21, 2011 at 11:38 PM

    UNDERWEAR: An article of clothing, the cleanliness of which ensures the wearer will never have an accident.

  • Liansmommie
    July 21, 2011 at 11:38 PM

    UTOPIA: See “BUBBLE BATH”

  • Liansmommie
    July 21, 2011 at 11:38 PM

    VACATION: Where you take the family to get away from it all, only to find it there, too.

  • Liansmommie
    July 21, 2011 at 11:38 PM

    WALLS: Complete set of drawing paper for kids that comes with every room.

  • Liansmommie
    July 21, 2011 at 11:39 PM

    WASHING MACHINE: Household appliance used to clean blue jeans, permanent ink markers, loose change, homework, tissues and wads of gum.

  • Liansmommie
    July 21, 2011 at 11:39 PM

    “WHEN YOUR FATHER GETS HOME”: Standard measurement of time between crime and punishment.

  • Liansmommie
    July 21, 2011 at 11:39 PM

    YARD SALE: Heart-wrenching emotional process wherein Mom plans to sell kid’s outdated toys and clothing that she decides at the last minute are treasured mementos she can’t bear to part with.

  • Liansmommie
    July 21, 2011 at 11:39 PM

    “YIPPEE!”: What Mom would jump up and shout if the school year was changed to 12 months. See also “YAHOO!”

  • Liansmommie
    July 21, 2011 at 11:40 PM

    ZUCCHINI: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it.