Liansmommie
You Know You're A Mom When...
July 20, 2011 at 8:08 PM

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  • Liansmommie
    July 20, 2011 at 8:08 PM

    You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.

  • Liansmommie
    July 20, 2011 at 8:08 PM

    You have time to shave only one leg at a time.

  • Liansmommie
    July 20, 2011 at 8:09 PM

    You hide in the bathroom to be alone.

  • Liansmommie
    July 20, 2011 at 8:09 PM

    You child throws up, and you catch it.

  • Liansmommie
    July 20, 2011 at 8:09 PM

    You consider finger paint to be a controlled substance.

  • Liansmommie
    July 20, 2011 at 8:09 PM

    You mastered the art of placing large quantities of pancakes and eggs on a plate without anything touching.

  • Liansmommie
    July 20, 2011 at 8:09 PM

    You hire a sitter because you haven't been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night talking about and checking on the kids.

  • Liansmommie
    July 20, 2011 at 8:10 PM

    You hope ketchup is a vegetable because it's the only one your child eats.

  • Liansmommie
    July 20, 2011 at 8:10 PM

    You cling to the high moral ground on toy weapons, while your child chews his toast into the shape of a gun.

  • Liansmommie
    July 20, 2011 at 8:10 PM

    You can't bear the thought of your son's first girlfriend.

    You hate the thought of his wife even more.