Mom to Mom
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You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.
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You have time to shave only one leg at a time.
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You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
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You child throws up, and you catch it.
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You consider finger paint to be a controlled substance.
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You mastered the art of placing large quantities of pancakes and eggs on a plate without anything touching.
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You hire a sitter because you haven't been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night talking about and checking on the kids.
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You hope ketchup is a vegetable because it's the only one your child eats.
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You cling to the high moral ground on toy weapons, while your child chews his toast into the shape of a gun.
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You can't bear the thought of your son's first girlfriend.
You hate the thought of his wife even more.