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maciymommieof3
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July 8, 2011 at 9:03 AM

Notice of Revocation of Independence

Thursday June 30, 2011

TO THE CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the U.S.A. and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable David Cameron, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

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Replies

  • steelcrazy
    July 8, 2011 at 10:43 AM

     LMAO, I'm one of those freaks who votes in EVERY election, so I would notice.

  • LivinDeadGurl
    July 8, 2011 at 1:03 PM

    Wow...lol

  • Liansmommie
    July 9, 2011 at 11:03 PM

    sidesplittinglaughter

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