DH is banned from the master bedroom.
I can not tolerate his snoring and farting anymore! His snoring is getting louder and louder. I can not get enough sleep, .... I can not sleep all night! and I need my sleep! I get really cranky if I am sleep deprived and its affecting my kids too...
I beg him to see our doctor, but he don't believe his snoring is getting louder than usual. He thinks I am over reacting and exaggerating.... I record his snoring and when I ask him to listen to it, he thinks I intentionally turn up the volume. We try to make a deal that he can not sleep before I fall asleep, but of course that won't work because 10 seconds after his head touch the pillow he would sleep .... How does he do that, by the way?
Also he fart in his sleep! I didn't know that people can do that until now. It just annoys me.
I told him I love you, that he is the best husband and a great father but I had enough, he is sleeping in his office for now and he can only come to the bedroom for other stuff but not to snooze
I feel the same way. Only this man i swear to god is worse then a freaking skunk! He drives the dog out of our room and once he let one go in front of our ds face (hes 2 and the right height) he made him throw up!!
My husband snores. He also falls asleep 10 seconds after his head hits the pillow. I have spent many nights in the guest bedroom and I have threatened to kick him out of the bedroom. It drives me nuts!
OMG i am so glad I am not the only one with the snoring and fartin husband!!! When I was working I had to go to bed before him otherwise I couldn't go to sleep, but I don't fall right to sleep I can lay there for more than half an hour. He was nice enough to stay up an extra hour to make sure I was asleep before he came to bed. Sometimes he would wake me up, but alas he falls asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow. So i would end up on the couch. Then he gets up in the middle of the night to ask me WHY am I on the couch grrrrr. He has the flu, he is in our bed, the sectional is occupied by 2 teenage girls and I get to sleep in the recliner :)