Love & Marriage
5 Things No Woman Should EVER Do in Front of Her Husband
One of the best things about marriage is the comfort level you get to with a person who knows you both inside and out. After 10 years of marriage,
I can officially say that I have done most things in front of my
husband, including shower, pee, have babies, laugh until soda came out
of my nose, and sleep. But there are still a few things I will never do
in front of him.
It's not that we aren't intimate. We are. Deeply. But I am someone who believes strongly in the power of distance. It makes the heart grow fonder, after all. Some things are just meant to stay private. Forever.
Like popping, for instance. There is a discussion right now on CafeMom about this, and some are in favor of pooping in front of their love, while others aren't. For me, this is a massive no-no. Here are five things I would simply never do in front of my spouse:
1.) Poop: Sorry, ladies. I know some of you disagree with me and think the family who poops together stays together, but no. Not me. Not ever. After 12 years with the same man, I can officially say I still don't even TALK about poop with him. I don't want to hear about his and I don't want him to ask him about mine. Better to keep it all private and pretend it doesn't happen. Some mystery isn't a bad thing.
2.) Pop a zit: This is just a gross thing and something no one needs to see. I don't want to see him do it and I sure as hell don't want him to see me do it. If the bathroom door is locked, you can wait outside, honey!
3.) Pick your nose: I dry heave at the thought. We all know it has to happen sometimes. But just keep that stuff to yourself. No one's fingers belong in anyone's noses. The end.
4.) Remove hair: This means everything. I don't shave, wax, tweeze, or anything else in front of my man. It's just how I roll.
5.) Cut your toenails: I don't know why, but this really skeeves me out. I don't want to see him doing it and I will get my pedicures at the salon FAR from his prying eyes.
Do you do these things in front of your man?
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I will tweeze and cut my toe nails in front of my DH but that is it. -
I dont do any of those except shave. Im sorry but Im pregnant and as I get bigger, HE will be shaving me. No way I will go my last 3 months with hairy legs or a jungle "down there".
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No
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I have done all of those in front of my DH. -
I guess we are destined for divorce then huh?
I do all in front of him.
And I dont care...if im pooping and I needs something or need to talk to him, then he can see me poop.
He pops my zits. I fart in front of him.
He shaves my vagina I cant see it as my belly istoo big.
So whatever. -
This and shave
Quoting TS9509:
I will tweeze and cut my toe nails in front of my DH but that is it. -
i"ve done them all in front of my man except for picking my nose but i honestly dont see what the big deal is, if this is someone i love unconditionally and he loves me unconditionally than you shouldnt have to hide normal things you do daily, if i couldnt be comfortable in my home and have to hide and sneak to do certain things than i would just live alone ( imo) -
i feel the exact same way, hes popped my zits and shaved me too and im not even pregnant lol, they just make a big deal out of nothing
Quoting StrawberryCool:
I guess we are destined for divorce then huh?
I do all in front of him.
And I dont care...if im pooping and I needs something or need to talk to him, then he can see me poop.
He pops my zits. I fart in front of him.
He shaves my vagina I cant see it as my belly istoo big.
So whatever.
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All the above. Guilty -
I have and do this in front of my dh. Hell he does it in front me also.